how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
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- Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
- My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it.
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
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I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
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Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
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do you have 67 protons because you’re a
If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
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